The HAEYP Academy for extraordinary young people
is proud to introduce..
...this year's top graduates.
Gizmo, the boy genius
whose intellect can conquer any problem
with an inventive solution.
Jinx, the enchanting sorceress
whose powerful hexes mean bad luck for her enemies.
And Mammoth, the genetically-enhanced giant
whose unstoppable strength speaks for itself.
Well-organized, highly-trained and combat-equipped
these new HAEYP agents
are the perfect fighting force.
And for the right price...
...this ideal team can be yours.
Well, Mr. Slade?
Impressive. Truly.
However, robots and obstacle courses
only prove so much.
My plans demand operatives
who can function in the real world.
If your students are going to serve me
they'll have to pass one final exam.
Destroy the Teen Titans
and then we'll talk.
♪ When there's trouble ♪
♪ You know who to call ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ From their tower ♪
♪ They can see it all ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ When there's evil on the attack ♪
♪ You can rest knowing they got your back ♪
♪ 'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol ♪
♪ Teen Titans go! ♪
♪ With their superpowers ♪
♪ They unite ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Never met a villain ♪
♪ That they liked ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ They've got the bad guys ♪
♪ On the run ♪
♪ They never stop till the job gets done ♪
♪ 'Cause when the world is losing all control ♪
♪ Teen Titans go! ♪
♪ One two three four go ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
Aw, man, come on!
It's got to be around here someplace.
Ugh! I don't believe this!
How could you lose the remote?
What makes you so sure I lost it?
Uh, 'cause you're you.
Hey, just because I lost that video game..
And the toothpaste and my football
and the waffle iron.
Things disappear!
How am I supposed to know where they go?
Well, how am I supposed to watch TV
without a remote?
Simple, you just get up and change the channel.
Don't even joke like that.
I wasn't joking.
Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!
Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to...
This is a pointless argument over a useless device.
You are wasting your energy and disrupting my concentration.
I'm telling you, I didn't lose it!
And that is the secret
to traveling faster than light.
So if you wanna blame someone, look...
Whoa! Take it easy, Titans!
Combat practice is this afternoon!
We must mend your dispute
by the sharing of unhealthy junk foods.
I shall fetch them.
I don't need food!
Hey, come on, settle down!
Aah!
Maybe we should just go out for pizza.
- Black olives and mushrooms! - Onions.
- Pepperoni! - Anchovies.
Can we please just order something?
As long as it's vegetarian.
Come on man, how can you deny me
the all-meat experience?
Dude, I've been
most of those animals.
I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas
and mint frosting.
Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu
is a pizza topping.
Oh.
Double pepperoni!
I'm not eating meat!
There's no meat in pepperoni!
Gizmo to Jinx.
Begin phase one.
Titans, go!
Um, don't buses normally have drivers?
And don't baby carriages normally have babies?
Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?
Ha-ha ha. That was too easy.
What a bunch of clutch heads.
- You guys want to get pizza? - This isn't over!
Uhh!
We're just getting started!
Who are these guys?
And what's a clutch head?
We are the HAEYP.
Your worst nightmare.
And this is Attack Pattern Alpha.
What do you call an idiot
with a rocket on his back?
- Huh? - Duped.
Cyborg!
You fight like a boy.
And you're gonna croak like a frog.
Ha!
Mammoth's gonna make you extinct.
Beast Boy, hang on!
Is it me or are we getting our butts kicked?
- It's just you. - It's just you.
Listen up, team. I have a plan.
- Ahh! - Aah!
Gee, scrum buffer, sure hope your fancy plan includes
getting fried.
You'll just have to find out the hard way.
Robin!
That didn't just happen.
Tell me that didn't just happen.
It did happen.
We cannot change the truth
no matter how much we dislike it.
Who knew we had a doctor in the house?
Thanks.
No problem.
Maybe y'all should call me Flyborg.
I was halfway to Gotham City
before Star zapped that thing off my back.
So what'd I miss?
Tell me how we kicked their butts!
Come on, I gotta have the play-by-play.
Where is Robin?
Um, Star... we're not sure.
Not sure? Why are you not...
We searched everywhere
and all we found was this.
Ugh! I should have been there!
I let that kid sneak up on me and..
What was I.. It was a trap and I..
I should have known.
I do not understand.
How could you not find him?
People do not just vanish!
He has to be someplace, so go there and look!
Easy, Star. Come on.
This is Robin we're talking about.
I'm sure he's fine.
He'll probably turn up any second.
- Awesome timing. - Robin!
- Oh, no. - Oh, yes.
You guys got lucky last time
but you're in our house now!
- Yeah, nice place. - We'll take it.
O-ouch!
Ugh! Split up!
Here, kitty, kitty.
What's the matter?
Afraid of a little bad luck?
Hello, ladies.
Hey!
So, tin man
you got a heart under all that outdated crudware?
Not telling?
Guess I'll have to take you apart
and find out!
Lost her.
Ah.
This just isn't your lucky day.
Gotcha!
Let me go, you scuzz-munching zit!
How you gonna fight me without your tech?
Huh?
Yo, what are you..
Get out of my systems!
Nobody hacks my systems!
Ooh, ejector arm. Cool!
My arm!
Get off! Get off me! Stop!
Have a nice afterlife
you snot-eating losers!
That didn't just happen.
Tell me that didn't just happen.
Get out of my systems. Get off me.
Robin. Where is Robin?
I do not understand.
We searched everywhere.
How could you not find him?
People do not just vanish.
I should've been there.
I should've known.
So, uh..
...who else never wants to go surfing again?
Not now, man.
Hey, I was just trying to..
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
I got it.
But you are so damaged and...
I got it!
Hey, she only wanted to help!
What is your problem?
What do you think?
We got kicked out of our house
a pint-sized Poindexter took me for a joyride
and in case you haven't noticed
I just became left-handed!
Enough!
We need to control our emotions.
Or what? Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?
I wish Robin were here.
Well, he's not! Don't you guys get it?
They won, we lost! It's over!
Then, the Teen Titans are finished?
Not yet.
Not if I can help it.
Higher.
A little to the left.
A little more.
Perfect!
Slade's gonna have kittens when he hears
we whipped the Titans and took their stinkin' tower.
Not to mention Robin's favorite fashion statement.
Ugh, but that's the only thing
fashionable around here.
Tell me about it, hm.
All their food is way out of date.
You think that stuff's rotten?
Wait till you see their music.
Crud!
Snot.
Uh, mega crud. Snot.
Does she have anything that's not blue?
Yeah.
Crud. Snot.
Hey! Uh, whoa!
What the hairball?
Sorry to interrupt the victory celebration
but like I said..
...this isn't over.
It's just getting started.
Attack Pattern Alpha!
Hyah!
- Ah! - Hey, robo-wimp.
- Feel like getting hacked? - No. How about you?
Robin, now!
Cut it out! It's gonna crash my whole system!
Aah! Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Beast Boy, go!
- Aah! - Oh!
Your luck just ran out.
Huh?
Huh.
Hya-ah!
Cram it. I'm calling Slade.
Who is Slade?
Wouldn't you like to know, barf brain?
I assure you, such failures
are not tolerated within the hive.
Once the agents have been retrieved from the authorities
they will be disciplined.
Strictly disciplined.
Actually, your agents served my plans quite well.
I never expected them to succeed.
They were merely messengers
and the message has been received.
Who is Slade?
Who is Slade? Who is Slade?
No!
This is the worst thing that could ever happen!
My tunes!
They've been..
...alphabetized.
How am I ever gonna find anything?
They went into my room.
No one should ever go into my room.
Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!
You gotta be kidding me!
The whole place gets cleaned
and I still can't find the..
Ha!
I guess, we really ought to be
training for battles, tracking down clues
and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?
We will, but right now
I'm just happy to be part of the team.
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Let's go ♪